Ok, so last night I was getting ready for a shower and as I am getting my razor out of the medicine cabinet I notice something black at my feet. It's big so I don't know what it is at first and then I realize that it is the BIGGEST SPIDER I HAVE EVER FREAKIN' SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! I swear to Jeebus, it was the size of my hand and although my hands are generally regarded as being small, for a spider they're pretty damned big. It looked like a tarantula without the hair! So, I am there looking at it, frozen in fear and wondering what the hell to do with it... So I decide to get a broom and smush it but when I do it gets stuck in the
bristles and goes flying whereupon I scream and cannot momentarily find it but then thank god I see it hiding behing a javel bottle and then I sneak over and raise the bottle and kill it. I didn't want to keep it to show my parents so I sweeped it up, all the while going "Oh my god, oh
my god!" and then flushed it down the toilet. I was so freaked out I called my mom and told her about it and she was all like "I am never going to stay there!" Ha. Hell of a lot of good it does me, right? I suppose we could fumigate but I would have to stay out of the place for a little while as well as move the cats to someplace else but I don't know...
Anyhoo, for the rest of the night everytime I felt (or thought I felt something) brush my arm or leg I totally shuddered and searched all the sheets and surrounding area for traces of more spiders.
So, that was my eveing, how was yours?
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Still makes me all jumpy and figgety ... I shudder.
Ew, now I feel bugs on me...
This morning I woke up hearing Charles coughing and spitting. While on a midnight snack-attack, he hadn't noticed that ants had found a way into the open Pop-Tart package he was nibbling from.
This of course is gross but it does not beat out the time I heard my boss take a last swig of his cold coffee only to gag saying "Ugh, I just swallowed a cigarette butt!!"
But that doesn't have naything to do with bugs.
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