If AG were a "Hero"

You know, from the show on that network?

I know there are a lot of different powers out there and there are many that are very cool, such as flying and shooting energy waves from your eyes but I think that you have to go with what fits with your personality. For instance, I am not crazy about heights and tend to get vertigo if I am too high up so flying prolly isn't for me. Also, I pretty much "zone" out whenever I have a free moment so energy eye waves wouldn't be smart because I would destroy people and objects without really even realizing it.

So what fits for the AG? Well, I'm anti-social but have a well-developed sense of humour. What would best utilise my talents and be appropriate for my personality?

I got it!

I could stun people using mad-libs. Think about it because it's pretty darn brilliant - I can bring on the funny and stun someone, you know, for good or whatever and then run away before I have an actual conversation. Ka-ching! A "Hero" is born.

I've included a sketch of what I might look like.