Great play on words there, me… HIGH FIVE!
Yeah, so anyway the other day I realized that I don’t really iron. I don’t buy things that require me to do so and even if I have an item of clothing that needs ironing I like to go for that sexy out-of-bed rumpled look and I wondered to myself, “Self, if you stop ironing for an extended period of time, will you forget how to iron?”
I mean, are there instructions on the iron in case this happens? There has to be more people out there in the world that are like me so there must be a need for ironing instructions.
P.S. I am not an idiot. Honestly.
2 comments:
I've really only needed to learn how to iron once I started flatting. When I lived with my parents, I would start ironing then Mum or my sister would get frustrated with how I was doing it and take over.
Sometimes it is beneficial to (at least) appear to be an idiot.
I rarely iron. Even if something needs ironing I won't iron it unless I HAVE TO wear it that day.
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