Cosmo Commandments

10 Ways to Ruin a Romantic Moment

10 - As he reads the poem he's written to you out loud, yawn and tell
him to skip ahead to the good parts.

9 - Before you accep anything he proposes, ask to see it in writing. If
he balks, shrug and say, "We live in litigious times, dude."

8 - As you're both getting udressed, give him elevator eyes and ask if
he ever gets self-conscious about his womanly hips.

7 - When he brings you flowers, fake sneeze and say you're allergic to
anything less than 4$ per stem.

6 - During postdeed cuddling, pry his arms from around you and mutter,
"Oof, you never used to be so mushy all the time.

5 - If he snuggles up to you and asks "Could anything make this night
more perfect?" say "ice cream," and make him go buy a pint.

4 - When he plans an uber-romantic night out - roses, limo, dinner -
express your gless by taking camera-phone picutres at every step and
immediately texting your best pal to describe what he's doing now.

3 - Instead of saying "I do," yell "Deal!" and pump your fists at the
crowd.

2 - After he gived you an expensive necklace "just because," squeal
giddly...then ask if he got a gift receipt.

1 - During lingering eye contact, say, "Wow, you really do look like my
brother."

*Posted for Steph